{"id":440,"date":"2014-05-19T15:11:56","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T15:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/?p=440"},"modified":"2018-09-10T07:51:46","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T07:51:46","slug":"fatal-distraction-why-meetings-get-stuck-in-the-carpark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Fatal distraction: why meetings get stuck in the carpark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TES column 16 May 2014<\/p>\n<p>Glancing around the assembled governors, we start a subtle game of cat and mouse.\u00a0 My mission, as chair, is to get through our agenda effectively.\u00a0 I have visualised a meeting of an hour and a half\u2019s duration, full of robust discussion that results in clear conclusions to which we are all committed.\u00a0 But I know, lurking among our number &#8211; possibly sitting next to the new staff governor, is a &#8216;car park enthusiast&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">Such governors appear to obtain perverse pleasure from taking the floor at the moment when I least expect.\u00a0 Once, I watched a chair of finance pause to draw breath in the closing moments of the annual budget presentation when an interjection stopped him dead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">&#8220;All this money for extra teaching is great &#8211; but I am really worried about the car park.\u00a0 I heard about an incident just yesterday when a parent drove in too quickly.\u00a0 What are we going to do about that?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">Like a tennis player who has dashed to the base line to make a return, only to watch their opponent tap the ball back, inches past the net, I had been outplayed.\u00a0 With the moment seized and apparently shocking new information shared, I was helpless to prevent what followed.\u00a0 For the next forty minutes, we rehashed a vintage discussion &#8211; what to do about the school&#8217;s car park?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">It is not always the car park, needless to say.\u00a0 At some schools it is minor issues relating to the uniform or historic relations with neighbouring secondaries; poor support from the local authority or the baleful trajectory of government education policy perform the same function elsewhere.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">These are subjects on which every governor has an easily-ventilated and heart-felt opinion, debate of which <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doxycycline-buy.com\">http:\/\/www.doxycycline-buy.com<\/a> cannot be concluded in a way that is of more than negligible value to the school.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">Such discussions are to purposeful meetings as a burst artery is to the circulatory system.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">But &#8216;car-park issues&#8217; have a power all of their own.\u00a0 Committed as I am to swerving their potholes, sometimes even my guard slips.\u00a0 Departing unnoticed from the rails of good meeting management, I fill my lungs to provide a detailed survey of our interest in the subject to date, with reminders of previous initiatives to address the issue, all laced with sideswipes at those who have thwarted my historic suggestions to ameliorate the situation.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">Such is the oratorical power of my &#8216;address to the car park&#8217; that it can revive a discussion to which every governor present has already fulsomely contributed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">That any topic exhibits such a life-force, however, means that, on occasion, it can be deployed to counterintuitive ends.\u00a0 The formal responsibility of a chair of any meeting might well be to ensure that those present can scrutinise, interrogate and contribute to its business effectively.\u00a0 But I have witnessed disastrous personnel issues, poor end-of-year results and even financial irregularities overshadowed by a &#8216;distraction debate&#8217;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">Scant energy remains once a meeting has twisted itself into a rage on any subject for the best part of an hour.\u00a0 With passions spent, even the most gladiatorial governors are rendered meek.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">The lesson, if you are looking for one, is this.\u00a0 Letting off steam is the opposite of applying pressure.\u00a0 Effective interventions in any meeting require that it is the latter to which you should devote yourself \u2013 even if the occasional detour into the \u2018car park\u2019 proves irresistible.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Tim Dawson is chair of governors at Castle Hill Junior School in Ipswich, England<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TES column 16 May 2014 Glancing around the assembled governors, we start a subtle game of cat and mouse.\u00a0 My mission, as chair, is to get through our agenda effectively.\u00a0 I have visualised a meeting of an hour and a &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/?p=440\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fatal distraction: why meetings get stuck in the carpark<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":442,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture","category-times-education-supplement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":444,"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions\/444"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim-dawson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}